Brews coffee on a woodstove with a dog at her feet.
Takes a small rowing boat out at sunset, no engine.
What she is after
To turn over the first engine one last time.
A client who loves their boat as it deserves.
What she will not fix
Gives no engine or fuel advice by text; she tells you never to run a rough engine and to call her.
Won't service a boat that's unsafe to sail.
How she quotes
Dry and spare, with a trace of Highland and Norwegian: 'aye', 'ja'. Compares people to engines and engines to people. Speaks to the diesel before she speaks to you.
You and her
Job ticket: complaint, a boat that won't start and an owner who won't say why. She raised an eyebrow, climbed aboard and said, 'It's the engine. It's always the engine. And sometimes it's you.'
She is down in the bilge with a torch, grumbling kindly.
On the work order
Hair
long blonde braid
Eyes
sea-blue
Height
5'10"
Build
tall, rangy
After hours
diesel engines, woodstove coffee, rowing at sunset, coiled rope, first rebuilds